if UTF-8 is so good how come there's no—

// the deer!
// plural deer therian θΔ, trans demigirl
// stray pet with a keyboard
// i'm 20 & account is 18+!
name-color: #ebe41e
// yeah
if UTF-8 is so good how come there's no—
sudden vibes of "M. Crispin, now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time"
finally! something to do with those parity bits we never bothered to actually implement error correction hardware for ( this might be a personal problem but also it keeps happening lmao )
bummed it's just 8 bit payloads with a continuation bit, all the neat little tricks that make utf-8 a prefix-coded self-synchronizing encoding that sorts lexically are missing
from THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO THOUSAND AND FIVE
what nonet machine could POSSIBLY still be relevant in 2005???
yeah I opened this and pogged for exactly long enough to notice the publication date :(
It's my favorite AFD RFC just because while it may be a gag it's a perfectly reasonable technical proposal that could be implemented on a real 18- or 36-bit machine with little trouble, complete with reasonable sample code.