brain running through different possibilities of things that could go wrong (as it does)
and stumbling across the funny possibility of a porch pirate stealing the big northshore box from my porch and opening up to just find it's full of diapers
and realizing that's just an opening to an incredibly cheesy abdl story
whether it's "the porch pirate gets forced into padding and/or age regression by magical forces as a divine punishment for stealing" or "the porch pirate has it stuck in their house and can't get rid of it so they eventually get tempted and try it on and love it" is left as an exercise for the reader