we smokin ketracel white. we out here smokin that shit that made odo regain his powers. i stuck my bong into the warp core breach and inhaled picard's happy face, now i can phase through solid matter in violation of the treaty of algeron. i got a whole ounce of the shit that made the Zalkonians reach a new stage of evolution. nah you can hit it first, i'm honored to be present for the birth of a new species. check out this kurlan naiskos, there's like 40 little dudes in there hotboxing. pop the lid and hit it, that shit will create a quantum singularity and send your ass to fluidic space
the borg threat became less urgent after they assimilated species 420 if you know what I mean. we converted the shuttle bay into a grow op but crusher lit up in there and geordi was so paranoid he thought it was a plasma fire and spaced the whole crop. that was the good shit too, we got it from the pakleds. what did you think they were just like that naturally
all the chakats fail to show up for duty because they found out the replicator stocks feline supplement 420, now the ship needs to undergo a baryon sweep to get the smell out before a diplomatic mission. meanwhile terrorists sneak in and try to scrape the resin out of the warp core but picard isn't giving up that high octane shit without a fight
we smokin' omega molecules, rupturing subspace in a 5 light year radius. I lit a fat one on a borg cube and it underwent submatrix collapse just from the second hand smoke. I rolled up blunts with pages from the Book of the Kosst Amojan, lit em with Pah-Wraiths in the Fire Cave. That shit will take you to the Celestial Temple, make you exist outside linear space-time.
i'm movin different. i sold top shelf zaza to the precursors and they got so fucked up they decided to seed the galaxy with their own DNA. i deposited the first latinum bar in the divine treasury and taught the ferengi the concept of greed. i'm why the prophets don't understand time. i showed the wadi a new use for klon peags and they smoked me out with the shit that made geordi invisible. i'm a threat to the stability of the quadrant. i had to stop selling brick on the promenade while the cardassians occupied DS9, and everyone called it the Year of Hell. the vulcan science ministry has concluded that my shit is impossible
this shit ain't nothing to me man. i'm smoking spore drive resin like it's mids. section 31 made talking about it treason! i'll kill you you stupid piece of shit. i'm drinking romulan ale like it's root beer. my opps are on Course: Oblivion. delta quadrant borg call me six of nine when it's pon farr night at the vulcan strip club
i'm what the caretaker was looking for. i created the Nexus and the el-aurians have never forgiven me. i shot dice with the Q in another galaxy, lost a bet, and had to make them immortal. i've fucked in one, two, and four dimensions, sold the tapes to the daystrom institute and they're still figuring it out. those nerds exist at a lower phase of reality, i take the pussy non-euclidean
