oh god im going to sound insane 
deep breazh
Water is wet.
Fire is dry wizh wet tendencies (aka wendencies).
Zhe inside of Kirby is wet wizh drendencies.
basically wetcourse was a lot of fans of a fantasy baseball simulator repeatedly shouting about zhe answers to zhese important questions. also shouting wendencies a lot until it lost all meaning (if it had any to begin wizh)
also tell panda im putting zhis on cohost so it gets good searchability, zherefore it is FACT and i am CORRECT
oh it's wet discourse
was this related to the Moist Talkers? wetness wasn't a stat as far as I can tell but
i feel like we cant have not told zhe moist talkers about wetcourse
no zhis was entirely a sunbeams left to zheir own devices committing too hard to zhe bit zhing
we have a reputation for it... after bonecourse
i have sent experts off to find zhe relevant literature but from what ive heard: flesh is bone, and teezh are bones? i zhink?
i didnt practice it but we have soooo many bonecourse specialists in zhe solarium
...none of zhis is even remotely legible to an outside observer, welp
i forgot we killed someone wizh bonecourse and zhen zhere was a big trial and i zhink zhe commissioner died as well? it sounded like a lot
anyway ive been given a chart showing how zhe sun is bone because its cereal but its incredibly vertical and i zhink it might be absymal to view on cohost lmao so im not gonna upload it
- why is flesh bone again?
- why in the krispy kreme FUCK is sun cereal????
the sun destroys itself to produce light and heat
the light travels a great distance to reach the earth
the earth drinks the light (which is soup), using it to create more plants
the plants drink the earth (which is flesh), using it to create more grains
the humans (which are bone) break the grains and create cereal (which are also bone)
the sun was turned into cereal, and at no point did we bring in transmutation or equivalent exchange, just reshaping. therefore the sun must have been cereal the whole time, which is still soup. ergo, the sun is cereal
