largely assembled from wikipedia lists
As a category:
- warships: do war ✅
Specific classes of ships:
- aircraft carrier: carries aircraft ✅
- battleship: battles ✅
- destroyer: destroys ✅
- fleet carrier: doesn't carry a fleet ❌
- light aircraft carrier: light, carries aircraft ✅, points docked for not carrying light aircraft
- corvette: false advertising, this isn't a car at all ❌
- cruiser: not used for cruises ❌
- fire ship: apparently actually on fire! this one is good ✅
- galleass: not an ass ❌
- gunboats: does have guns ✅
- helicopter carrier: does carry helicopters ✅
- man-of-war: not a man, this is a boat ❌
- minesweeper: you can't fool me, that's a videogame not a boat ❌
- missile boat: has missiles ✅ but it isn't a missile ❌ this is making me second-guess the gunboat
- monitor: like from halo?
- seaplane tender: related to seaplane nuggets
- submarine chaser: someone who wants to have sex with submarines
- submarine: it is sub (under) marine (water) ✅
- submarine aircraft carrier: submarine, carries aircraft ✅, points docked for not carrying submarine aircraft
- ballistic missile submarine: (see missile boat commentary) ✅❌
- cruise missile submarine: (see cruiser commentary) ❌
- war canoe: does war ✅
- frigate: i really doubt that it frigs ❌
