luna the deer

"But if you sit in the rain, won't you rust?" "Aren't you afraid of short circuiting?"
Fool. The gentle precipitation cleans the dust and dirt off of my outer shell, and my endoskeleton is rustproof. Besides, that's what hermetic sealing where it's needed is for.
Do you doubt the ruggedness of heavy machinery?
Do you mourn for a tractor caught out in its field during a drizzle?
Do you feel sorry for an excavator sitting idly in its quarry during a downpour?
Do you yearn to protect a train resting peacefully in its yard while the heavy rains bear down on its riggid steel chassis?
No, of course not. These machines are unphazed.
They are content.
They are refreshed.

flimsy household droids dni

Before you set out for revenge, dig two holes: that way that third hole you dig to bury the person you're getting revenge against will be well-practiced

Before you set out for revenge, dig two holes: one for each of the two people you're getting revenge against

Before you set out for revenge, dig two holes: one for each of the eyes, and then you can dig the corresponding smile or frown depending on how the revenge goes

Before you set out for revenge, dig two holes: one perpendicular to the name of this town in a desktop drawer, the other as an exit wound in a foreign nation to join the home of the one you're getting revenge on

Before you set out for revenge, dig 7 holes: One on its lonesome. Then two to the right of the first one, but make sure the right-most one is sized for someone slightly shorter than average. Then beneath the first one again, dig two more holes of equal size. And lastly, move to the right of that last batch and dig two more holes: one hole in the same orientation as the all the prior holes, and then a second one perpendicular to the first hole, with both bottom-most sides flush with one another.

Before you set out for revenge, dig a countably infinite number of holes. That way, even if you bury an infinite number of people, you can still bury another infinite number of people; you just need to move everyone you’ve already buried to an even numbered hole, then all the new bodies will fit in all the odd numbered holes.

Press ZL to turn into a squid!

oh god im going to sound insane
deep breazh

Water is wet.
Fire is dry wizh wet tendencies (aka wendencies).
Zhe inside of Kirby is wet wizh drendencies.

basically wetcourse was a lot of fans of a fantasy baseball simulator repeatedly shouting about zhe answers to zhese important questions. also shouting wendencies a lot until it lost all meaning (if it had any to begin wizh)

also tell panda im putting zhis on cohost so it gets good searchability, zherefore it is FACT and i am CORRECT

god i TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT ZHIS AND NOW I HAVE VERY STRONG OPINIONS AGAIN

oh it's wet discourse
was this related to the Moist Talkers? wetness wasn't a stat as far as I can tell but

i feel like we cant have not told zhe moist talkers about wetcourse
no zhis was entirely a sunbeams left to zheir own devices committing too hard to zhe bit zhing
we have a reputation for it... after bonecourse

...what is bonecourse now?

i have sent experts off to find zhe relevant literature but from what ive heard: flesh is bone, and teezh are bones? i zhink?

i didnt practice it but we have soooo many bonecourse specialists in zhe solarium

...none of zhis is even remotely legible to an outside observer, welp
i forgot we killed someone wizh bonecourse and zhen zhere was a big trial and i zhink zhe commissioner died as well? it sounded like a lot

anyway ive been given a chart showing how zhe sun is bone because its cereal but its incredibly vertical and i zhink it might be absymal to view on cohost lmao so im not gonna upload it

well flesh is bone. easy

and uhhh. sun is cereal

hope zhis helps

ive been assured "'sun is cereal' is the least contentious part of that diagram"

nonsense, sun is merely raisins (vegetable) (flesh) (bone)

the sun destroys itself to produce light and heat

the light travels a great distance to reach the earth

the earth drinks the light (which is soup), using it to create more plants

the plants drink the earth (which is flesh), using it to create more grains

the humans (which are bone) break the grains and create cereal (which are also bone)

the sun was turned into cereal, and at no point did we bring in transmutation or equivalent exchange, just reshaping. therefore the sun must have been cereal the whole time, which is still soup. ergo, the sun is cereal