I feel like we need a gamer equivalent of the spherical cow* for the mentality that calculates everything to death and also assumes the only player worth addressing has the will and time to attain mastery and perfect game knowledge. Y'all were playing these games with cheats when you were kids. I want to have a good time while also kinda sucking at the game, thanks.
*(I'd hesitate with using spherical gamer though, that will get horny within days)
I can't put an image into a comment so Might as well turn this into a Marketing Opportunity
coolstation, where you can give swirlies to a gamer gravitational singularity (with some admin powers, this sadly isn't run of the mill gameplay sorry)
