my friend said she went to an emo party but i heard "email party" and now i can't stop thinking about what that would involve
would it be an online thing where you blast out an email to your friends like a clunky group chat but with everyone sort of spinning off threads and reconverging, just spending the night in with a glass of wine hanging out with your friends in your inbox
or would it be an actual event but it's kinky like a swingers party where you put your username and password in a fish bowl and everybody draws out someone else's and logs in and starts responding to messages the real recipient didn't have enough executive function juice to get around to
me, sipping on a fancy drink: this party could have been an email