What if mini golf was the first golf you showed them and then they learned about regular golf?
They'd probably be like "aw man you made it way too big you ruined it where's the windmill?"

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What if mini golf was the first golf you showed them and then they learned about regular golf?
They'd probably be like "aw man you made it way too big you ruined it where's the windmill?"