Famous Mystery Author Seishi Yokomizo, at the beginning of every novel: Folks, this is a rough one. A tale of true darkness and utter despair. A howling abyss where you will not find a shred of hope.
Me: hooting and hollering

Heya! I'm Behemoth, and I'm a big ol' nerd. Professionally, I recently became a web developer, but I used to work at the Pike Place Market. FFXIV, JoJo, One Piece, Gundam, etc.
Famous Mystery Author Seishi Yokomizo, at the beginning of every novel: Folks, this is a rough one. A tale of true darkness and utter despair. A howling abyss where you will not find a shred of hope.
Me: hooting and hollering