_{*this includes Lord Hater}

WHO ELSE FUCKING HATES WINTER

I AM NOT BUILT FOR THIS SHIT

I AM BUILT FOR SUN AND PARTY, NEITHER OF WHICH IS HAPPENIN IN WINTER

SNOW SUCKS, WHO LIKES 'RAIN YOU HAVE TO PUSH'

I AM STUCK IN THREE LAYERS OF BULLSHIT MINIMUM FOR FOUR MONTHS OUT OF THE FUCKING YEAR THIS IS ABSOLUTELY UNCONSCIONABLE I FEEL LIKE THE GODDAMN MICHELIN MAN

SOMEONE, PLEASE

GET THIS WINTER HATER AN ELECTRIC BLANKEY