GOD, I WISH.
Unfortunately the timing just didn't work out. There was a nationally observed rest/vacation/celebration? day - Sports Day or some damn thing - and it made Tokyo fucking packed on the day that we'd originally planned to visit the muscle girl cafe. Booo.
Anyway, for real, y'all ain't seen a city as choked with people as when someone says to you, "Tokyo is going to be busy," and then you find out that a city ordinarily home to 14 million people can decide to suck up even more hapless souls into its neon embrace.
... Mack, you're gonna visit the musclewomen cafe this time, right?
... Right?
