A Mouse of Many Suplexes

@Behemous

What if a mouse was like 14ft tall

Vote - Johnny Silverhand

Vote - Johnny Utah (Point Break)

Vote - John Wick

Vote - Just Johnny (Mnemonic)

Vote - John Constantine

Vote - Jonathan Harker (Dracula)

Wick being way out in front I get but how the hell is Harker beatign Constantine

Johnny Mnemonic sweep, he'd hack the planet with his brain

He couldn't even hack a dolphin

"he couldn't even hack a dolphin" sounds like an Alan Partridge line, I haven't seen Johnny Mnemonic but there cannot be a dolphin in it

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You forgot about John “Neo” Anderson

ah yes

"Just Johnny" would get his ass kicked but I think he's one of my favorite John* characters Keanu's done.

guess who Little Miss Contrarian voted for

(oh wait you can see the results)