If you're dumb enough to watch a cool video this Tuesday, you're a big enough schmuck to come to YouTube Inc.!
Bad website! Plugins that we break! ADS!
If you think you're going to find a good viewing experience, you can KISS OUR ASS!
If you find a better frontend, THAT'S AGAINST OUR TOS! You heard us right, THAT'S AGAINST OUR TOS!
Bring your watch party, bring your friends, bring your embed, we'll BLOCK IT! That's right, we'll BLOCK YOUR ACCESS!
Because at YouTube Inc., you're nothing but an AD DELIVERY TARGET!
HOME OF CHALLENGE SWEARING
What's challenge swearing? If you can swear in the first minute of your video, we'll demonetise it instantly!
GUARANTEED!
