GAME: Being a DIK
CHARACTER NAME: Murder Man
Murder Man is essentially the Patient Zero of my obsession with playing corny adult games less to jack off to them* and more to find things about them that make me laugh. I still don't know that I've ever topped "Murder Man" as a name that's funny for someone to scream while getting fucked. When "MURDER MAN: Murder Man..." appeared onscreen I think I laughed so hard my vision got blurry and I had to go lie down. Every day I thank God for porn game protagonist name input screens.
*I need to be very clear here. I do still sometimes jack off to the porn games. Yes, sometimes even the ones that are, like, embarrassingly bad. I'm not made of STONE, okay???
Oh for sure! Well for starters, there was kkhhhkkhk oh shit you're breaking up khkhkhhhhkkk quick before I lose the hhhkkkkkhkkkkhhhk pounded off to hgggkkhhhgghkkk like a crowded Splatoon lobby hhkkggghhkhgkkkkhhhh a rope WAREHOUSE hhkkhhhhkkh come in come in are you there hhhkkkkhhhggh does it have to be ones I've taken screencaps of because hhhghkkkkhhhhh like a confetti cannon but for cum ggghhhhhhhkkkhkhkghkkgkhhkkghkgh [S I G N A L L O S T]