Here's a collection of all the posts I've made that I'm proud of or are somehow notable. Please enjoy.
Posts About Porn & Porn Games
The Cohost Porn Creator Master Post: You most likely know me from this one. An extensive (although not exhaustive) directory of people on Cohost who are trying to make you cum on purpose.
Favorite Chosts of 2023: Porn Edition
Porn Games Aren't Going To Get Better Without Coverage: An essay bemoaning the state of coverage & criticism (and lack thereof) of porn games in video game media.
Make Porn Games That Are Porn Games: In which I posit and defend the extremely correct take that visual novels are the superior format in which to produce porn games.
I Love F95 Reviews: A short look into the mind of the average user of porn game scraper forum F95.
Porn Game Content Expectations Are Legitimately Insane: A look at what is expected of developers in order to make porn games that feel as though they have a good amount of content.
Spec Script For A Cool New Porn Game Concept I've Been Kicking Around, Very Original
Opportunity and the Bona Fides of Queerness & Coziness: An essay about my own personal porn game, Opportunity: A Sugar Baby Story (available for purchase on Steam, Itch, and GOG) and its somewhat-uneasy relationship with the mantles of being a "queer" and "cozy" game.
ASK - A Couple Of Not-Exactly-Sexy Images That Have Stuck With Me
Piggybacking Off @taylor-titmouse's Sex Scene Writing Advice
ASK - What Are Some Of The Porn Games You Take Inspiration From? - I really lost control answering this one
An Impassioned Plea To Artists To Collect Their Work
Posts About Massage/Massage Therapy/Pain
ASK - On "Knots" And Pain Analogies
ASK - Massage Doesn't Work Out Knots
ASK - Thoughts On Chiropractors
Posts About Cohost & Cohost Culture
There Are Four People Who Work On This Site, And Two Of Them Are Programmers - An essay of things that really shouldn't need to be said regarding Cohost @staff's capacity to implement new features
Cohost Testimonials Thread: Less so a post by me and more a collection of dozens of people saying many things that are nice about Cohost. I still intend to use these testimonials to write a thread on Twitter evangelizing the site, don't worry.
Cohost Is Not Meant To Be A Replacement For Twitter: Basically what it says on the tin. This may or may not be as true today as it was when I wrote it last year.
An Amazing Money-Making Idea, For Me: AKA The Poster Identity Squatter Posts
An Exhaustive Listing Of Cohost Plus! Features: If you don't have some of these features it just means you aren't giving the website enough money.
Leaked Document Outlining Upcoming Cohost Feature
A Few Tips About NSFW Etiquette on Cohost
A Short Anecdote Regarding Metrics & Engagement
You Don't Have To Say 'Minors DNI' Here
Media Writing & Other Assorted Effortposts
The Bitstrips Mega Post - Please get in touch with me if you want to make a Bitstrips clone. This is not in any way a joke.
Thoughts On The Imminent Passing Of The Nib: Working through a few thoughts I've had about the content & editorial direction of the acclaimed leftist editorial cartoon publication.
Three Games That Are Actually Funny: A little essay that uses @austin's piece about Forspoken as a jumping-off point to talk about a few examples of games that accomplish the deceptively-difficult task of making a funny game.
It Takes Two: Money On The Table: An incomplete essay about how fucking bad It Takes Two is.
Tips For Combatting Dankness - In which I procrastinate by offering 1000 words of tips for keeping a basement suite pleasant & livable
Thoughts On The Passing Of The Nib - Matt Bors' decade-old political cartooning publication shut its doors in August 2023, and I had a few thoughts about why I wasn't necessarily too sad to see it go
Taken Is Really Stupid And I Love It
My Review Of Goodbye Volcano High
The (Long) List Of Things Wrong With Max Payne 3
Assorted Uncategorized Shitposts
A Cool New Thing For Us All To Say
What To Say When Your Wiener Goes All Crazy
Twitter User vs Tumblr User vs Cohost User
Getting owned by @DieselBrain's Kain
What it's called when you have a really good idea
You Wanna Know What The Weakest Part Of A Gusbot Is?
My (Bad) Impression Of Matt Berry If He Was Cast As Drizzt Do'Urden