I keep breaking this web site in fun ways and I'm deeply sorry
please nobody break it more over the weekend let @staff sleep
disclaimer
do not follow @ticky's example of reporting bugs by texting me. she is on the very short list of people who get to do that without me telling them to fuck off. if you're on that list you already know. thanksI'm nowhere near clever enough to break the website with anything save for excessive EB OL thirst