Liam Neeson's Bitch Ex-Wife is literally like "ugh I can't believe you're SUFFOCATING your 17-year-old daughter by wanting to know the phone number of the place she'll be staying overseas" and Liam Neeson's Daughter's Idiot Friend is literally like "why hello French man we just met, please, join us in this taxi cab going right to the apartment where we will be staying, alone, just us two teenaged girls! Tee hee!"