Astronaut 1, Scrolling Down His Feed: It never gets old, huh?

Astronaut 2, Jacking Off: Nope.

Astronaut 1, Jacking Off Also. Also I Should Point Out That They Aren't In Space But You Don't Stop Being An Astronaut When You Aren't In Space: It kinda makes you wanna...

Astronaut 2, Pausing To Give Astronaut 1 His Full Attention: Break into song?

Astronaut 1, Transgender Now: Yyyyyup.

I love the comments
I love the Eggbug plush
I love to post hog
To make the oomfies blush

I love the webbed site
And all its effortposts

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I love the furries
From dog to cat to cow
Love Mister Reynolds
Who is just carbon now

I love the webbed site
And Nastya Romanov

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I love the genders
I love CSS crimes
Love watching Bitch House
I love the full timelines

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(With apologies to the original Discovery Channel spot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at_f98qOGY0)