Bigg

The tall man who posts

I'm a writer and indie game dev of indie games with cum in them. One half of @BPGames. Most recent project - Opportunity: A Sugar Baby Story.

Other Accounts

@zippity - goofy porn game screenshots
@BiggHoggDogg - this is where I do most of my porn following & sharing
@BiggBlast - high-volume shitpost/screencap posting

Current avatar by @julian!


JuniperTheory
@JuniperTheory

a lot of people will say "oh a tumblr sexyman is this" or "oh a tumblr sexyman is that" but they describe things that all websites do. things that weren't really tumblr trends, just general sexuality trends. what we gotta do is nail down exactly what was unique about tumblr brain derangement

a tumblrsexyman isn't about the sexy or the man, it's about the bafflement you feel when you are confronted with it. it's about going "why did you draw the triangle as a hot guy" or "this character appears on screen for literally 10 seconds". the less a character SHOULD be a sexy man, the more they fit the category.

the archetype, thus, is a character with no human form or even close representation (whether that be because they are audio only, not in any way human, or whatever) being drawn as a smirking white guy. THAT'S peak TumblrSexyMan right there. your favorite marvel characters don't count, but by god that random drawing of a podcast character playing a disembodied head or something that a bunch of people on tumblr drew as a hot white boy is Exactly It


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in reply to @JuniperTheory's post:

the onceler seems like a bit of an abberation here, but i suppose the movie did already pre-sexymanify him seeing as the original guy was literally just a pair of green gloves

I think a large aspect is the character has to have a complete void of sexual charisma. the onceler as the prototypical sexyman was so baffling despite being human-shaped because he was just a shitty little worm man whose appeal should have been limited to 12 year olds

I have seen people call Dimitri Fire Emblem a sexyman and it's like. Look. I am a certified Dimitri Fire Emblem Enjoyer but finding a guy like that attractive is so incredibly normal that it hurts.