a) angry internet weirdos who measure boob sizes with calipers to decide if it's too horny
b) a pack of queer furry pool toy hypno artists
i'm honestly vanilla as fuck and I'll still choose B every time, 'cause the closest thing to a judgemental reaction i get out of them is "oh, is that all?"
and because half my hangups about sex are from my religious upbringing, but the other half are from self-appointed internet morality police
