Sales Representative: Can I have your name?
Me: Yeah, it's Azul Celeste Rodriguez
Rep: And the patient's name and DoB?
Me: [deadname]. [Birthdate]
Rep: And what is the patient's address?
Me: *gives address*
Rep: And the patient's phone number?
Me: *gives number*
Rep: And, I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch it earlier, you said your name was...
Me: Azul, A-Z-U-L
Rep: Okay, Azul, and how are you related to the patient?
Me: the patient is me
