Me age 15: if anybody finds out I read furry comics in private browser windows I'm screwed
Me age 31 and a half: *wears deer ears in public* *drops "owo" in casual conversation*
Me age 16: if anyone finds out I play girls in video games my life will literally be over and I should move to the woods to hide.
Me age 36: has tits.
me at age 16: I will never wear a skirt to school
me at age 18 today: I am wearing a skirt to school for the like 3rd time this year
me at age 8: if anyone finds out i watch inuyasha my life will be over because it’s for girls
me at age 30: i’m a real life inuyasha villain and also a girl
me at age 16: "If anyone finds out I listen to Mario on my iPod my life is over"
me at age 31, at a public function: "That's peak puppygirl behaviour Sarah, are you plural as well?"
me at age 16: “if my friends find out i’m a furry they will think i’m a freak”
me at age 32: “bark! bark! bark! awooawooawoo!! AWOOAWOOAWOOAWOOAOWOAOWOAWOOSWOOAWOAWOAOWOOAWOAOWOO
