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Yesterday, upon my hair,
perfectionist who's trying to
stop being such a perfectionisthello!!!!!!
finally gave 🍬self a faceI met a Spheal whose head was bare ona li @jan-PonponIts head was bare again today, is excited about bnuny horns rn
(send asks!)I wish, I wish it'd grow astray...🍬

story in   ↑↑↑ top ↑↑↑  link:
‘They're Made out of Meat’
by Terry Bisson, 1991
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Planeshift
@Planeshift
Where's my cat?
A tiny story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)
Click anywhere to start
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You have just gotten home from a long and tiring day. You only want to do one thing, and that thing is clear: to pet your cat.

Now, where the hell is that little furball?

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Check the kitchen
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You quickly go inside the kitchen. If there's one thing you know, it's that your cat loves to eat and hates being the slightest bit hungry, a feeling that he shares with all the passion a little starving kitten can, which is to say by meowing at you until you're fed up and feed him up. More than once, you have gotten home, walked in the kitchen for a quick snack or drink, only to be immediately greeted by the angry meowing of your cat standing on the counter, awaiting to be fed since time immemorial, his belly empty for eons, his cries of hunger shouted into the void with no response but the echo of his sorrow. In short, it may have been a few hours, at least one for certainty, since he got some food in his bowl. Maybe this time he'll even finish it before crying for more.

But alas, your cat is nowhere to be seen. Where could he be?

>
>
>
Check the living room
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You decide to check the living room, with some kind of dread in your body. You do not know what the little devil may have caused in there today, but you can expect anything. Did he fought one of your couch pillows again (and lost)? Did he manage to get stuck in some clutter lying around? Did he climb high up once more and will judge you from up high as soon as you enter, even though he can't get down on his own? The possibilities are endless.

Sadly, your small ball of mischief isn't there. Where could he be?

>
>
Check the bedroom
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to the bedroom, expecting to see a pile of fur snoring in the middle of the bed. That, or actively lazying around in the small patch of sunlight you get around this time of the year. One way or the other, you will be harshly judged for disturbing His Majesty during his rightful rest, a rest that must at least take most of the day so he can run around all night knocking things off, especially around 4 AM when you are enjoying a very nice and pleasant dream before a pair of clawed paws leave an imprint on your face and awake you in a cold sweat, confused and hurt.

But no, your lazy boy is not here. Where is he?

>
Check the office
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to your office, more of a small room with a desk pretending to be a working and relaxing space than an actual office, but that's how you decided to designate it nonetheless. To your cat, it's The Great Maze, the Place Of Multiple Hidings, the Jungle of Wires, and also, where to find you most of the time to meow at repeatedly whenever he's bored. Or hungry. Or just wants attention in general. If you dare leave your seat for whatever reason, he will take your place instantly, and look hurt and betrayed whenever you have to inevitably scoop him around to sit back down. Sometimes, he just sleeps on the desk, mostly on your keyboard, and especially when you're trying to use it.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the office
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to your office, more of a small room with a desk pretending to be a working and relaxing space than an actual office, but that's how you decided to designate it nonetheless. To your cat, it's The Great Maze, the Place Of Multiple Hidings, the Jungle of Wires, and also, where to find you most of the time to meow at repeatedly whenever he's bored. Or hungry. Or just wants attention in general. If you dare leave your seat for whatever reason, he will take your place instantly, and look hurt and betrayed whenever you have to inevitably scoop him around to sit back down. Sometimes, he just sleeps on the desk, mostly on your keyboard, and especially when you're trying to use it.

Sadly, he is not there. Where is that furry rascal?

>
Check the bedroom
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to the bedroom, expecting to see a pile of fur snoring in the middle of the bed. That, or actively lazying around in the small patch of sunlight you get around this time of the year. One way or the other, you will be harshly judged for disturbing His Majesty during his rightful rest, a rest that must at least take most of the day so he can run around all night knocking things off, especially around 4 AM when you are enjoying a very nice and pleasant dream before a pair of clawed paws leave an imprint on your face and awake you in a cold sweat, confused and hurt.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the bedroom
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to the bedroom, expecting to see a pile of fur snoring in the middle of the bed. That, or actively lazying around in the small patch of sunlight you get around this time of the year. One way or the other, you will be harshly judged for disturbing His Majesty during his rightful rest, a rest that must at least take most of the day so he can run around all night knocking things off, especially around 4 AM when you are enjoying a very nice and pleasant dream before a pair of clawed paws leave an imprint on your face and awake you in a cold sweat, confused and hurt.

But no, your lazy boy is not here. Where is he?

>
>
Check the living room
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You decide to check the living room, with some kind of dread in your body. You do not know what the little devil may have caused in there today, but you can expect anything. Did he fought one of your couch pillows again (and lost)? Did he manage to get stuck in some clutter lying around? Did he climb high up once more and will judge you from up high as soon as you enter, even though he can't get down on his own? The possibilities are endless.

Sadly, your small ball of mischief isn't there. Where could he be?

>
Check the office
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to your office, more of a small room with a desk pretending to be a working and relaxing space than an actual office, but that's how you decided to designate it nonetheless. To your cat, it's The Great Maze, the Place Of Multiple Hidings, the Jungle of Wires, and also, where to find you most of the time to meow at repeatedly whenever he's bored. Or hungry. Or just wants attention in general. If you dare leave your seat for whatever reason, he will take your place instantly, and look hurt and betrayed whenever you have to inevitably scoop him around to sit back down. Sometimes, he just sleeps on the desk, mostly on your keyboard, and especially when you're trying to use it.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the office
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to your office, more of a small room with a desk pretending to be a working and relaxing space than an actual office, but that's how you decided to designate it nonetheless. To your cat, it's The Great Maze, the Place Of Multiple Hidings, the Jungle of Wires, and also, where to find you most of the time to meow at repeatedly whenever he's bored. Or hungry. Or just wants attention in general. If you dare leave your seat for whatever reason, he will take your place instantly, and look hurt and betrayed whenever you have to inevitably scoop him around to sit back down. Sometimes, he just sleeps on the desk, mostly on your keyboard, and especially when you're trying to use it.

Sadly, he is not there. Where is that furry rascal?

>
Check the living room
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You decide to check the living room, with some kind of dread in your body. You do not know what the little devil may have caused in there today, but you can expect anything. Did he fought one of your couch pillows again (and lost)? Did he manage to get stuck in some clutter lying around? Did he climb high up once more and will judge you from up high as soon as you enter, even though he can't get down on his own? The possibilities are endless.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the office
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to your office, more of a small room with a desk pretending to be a working and relaxing space than an actual office, but that's how you decided to designate it nonetheless. To your cat, it's The Great Maze, the Place Of Multiple Hidings, the Jungle of Wires, and also, where to find you most of the time to meow at repeatedly whenever he's bored. Or hungry. Or just wants attention in general. If you dare leave your seat for whatever reason, he will take your place instantly, and look hurt and betrayed whenever you have to inevitably scoop him around to sit back down. Sometimes, he just sleeps on the desk, mostly on your keyboard, and especially when you're trying to use it.

Sadly, he is not there. Where is that furry rascal?

>
>
Check the living room
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You decide to check the living room, with some kind of dread in your body. You do not know what the little devil may have caused in there today, but you can expect anything. Did he fought one of your couch pillows again (and lost)? Did he manage to get stuck in some clutter lying around? Did he climb high up once more and will judge you from up high as soon as you enter, even though he can't get down on his own? The possibilities are endless.

Sadly, your small ball of mischief isn't there. Where could he be?

>
Check the bedroom
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to the bedroom, expecting to see a pile of fur snoring in the middle of the bed. That, or actively lazying around in the small patch of sunlight you get around this time of the year. One way or the other, you will be harshly judged for disturbing His Majesty during his rightful rest, a rest that must at least take most of the day so he can run around all night knocking things off, especially around 4 AM when you are enjoying a very nice and pleasant dream before a pair of clawed paws leave an imprint on your face and awake you in a cold sweat, confused and hurt.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the bedroom
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to the bedroom, expecting to see a pile of fur snoring in the middle of the bed. That, or actively lazying around in the small patch of sunlight you get around this time of the year. One way or the other, you will be harshly judged for disturbing His Majesty during his rightful rest, a rest that must at least take most of the day so he can run around all night knocking things off, especially around 4 AM when you are enjoying a very nice and pleasant dream before a pair of clawed paws leave an imprint on your face and awake you in a cold sweat, confused and hurt.

But no, your lazy boy is not here. Where is he?

>
Check the living room
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You decide to check the living room, with some kind of dread in your body. You do not know what the little devil may have caused in there today, but you can expect anything. Did he fought one of your couch pillows again (and lost)? Did he manage to get stuck in some clutter lying around? Did he climb high up once more and will judge you from up high as soon as you enter, even though he can't get down on his own? The possibilities are endless.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the living room
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You decide to check the living room, with some kind of dread in your body. You do not know what the little devil may have caused in there today, but you can expect anything. Did he fought one of your couch pillows again (and lost)? Did he manage to get stuck in some clutter lying around? Did he climb high up once more and will judge you from up high as soon as you enter, even though he can't get down on his own? The possibilities are endless.

Sadly, your small ball of mischief isn't there. Where could he be?

>
>
>
Check the kitchen
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You quickly go inside the kitchen. If there's one thing you know, it's that your cat loves to eat and hates being the slightest bit hungry, a feeling that he shares with all the passion a little starving kitten can, which is to say by meowing at you until you're fed up and feed him up. More than once, you have gotten home, walked in the kitchen for a quick snack or drink, only to be immediately greeted by the angry meowing of your cat standing on the counter, awaiting to be fed since time immemorial, his belly empty for eons, his cries of hunger shouted into the void with no response but the echo of his sorrow. In short, it may have been a few hours, at least one for certainty, since he got some food in his bowl. Maybe this time he'll even finish it before crying for more.

But alas, your cat is nowhere to be seen. Where could he be?

>
>
Check the bedroom
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to the bedroom, expecting to see a pile of fur snoring in the middle of the bed. That, or actively lazying around in the small patch of sunlight you get around this time of the year. One way or the other, you will be harshly judged for disturbing His Majesty during his rightful rest, a rest that must at least take most of the day so he can run around all night knocking things off, especially around 4 AM when you are enjoying a very nice and pleasant dream before a pair of clawed paws leave an imprint on your face and awake you in a cold sweat, confused and hurt.

But no, your lazy boy is not here. Where is he?

>
Check the office
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to your office, more of a small room with a desk pretending to be a working and relaxing space than an actual office, but that's how you decided to designate it nonetheless. To your cat, it's The Great Maze, the Place Of Multiple Hidings, the Jungle of Wires, and also, where to find you most of the time to meow at repeatedly whenever he's bored. Or hungry. Or just wants attention in general. If you dare leave your seat for whatever reason, he will take your place instantly, and look hurt and betrayed whenever you have to inevitably scoop him around to sit back down. Sometimes, he just sleeps on the desk, mostly on your keyboard, and especially when you're trying to use it.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the office
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to your office, more of a small room with a desk pretending to be a working and relaxing space than an actual office, but that's how you decided to designate it nonetheless. To your cat, it's The Great Maze, the Place Of Multiple Hidings, the Jungle of Wires, and also, where to find you most of the time to meow at repeatedly whenever he's bored. Or hungry. Or just wants attention in general. If you dare leave your seat for whatever reason, he will take your place instantly, and look hurt and betrayed whenever you have to inevitably scoop him around to sit back down. Sometimes, he just sleeps on the desk, mostly on your keyboard, and especially when you're trying to use it.

Sadly, he is not there. Where is that furry rascal?

>
Check the bedroom
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to the bedroom, expecting to see a pile of fur snoring in the middle of the bed. That, or actively lazying around in the small patch of sunlight you get around this time of the year. One way or the other, you will be harshly judged for disturbing His Majesty during his rightful rest, a rest that must at least take most of the day so he can run around all night knocking things off, especially around 4 AM when you are enjoying a very nice and pleasant dream before a pair of clawed paws leave an imprint on your face and awake you in a cold sweat, confused and hurt.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the bedroom
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to the bedroom, expecting to see a pile of fur snoring in the middle of the bed. That, or actively lazying around in the small patch of sunlight you get around this time of the year. One way or the other, you will be harshly judged for disturbing His Majesty during his rightful rest, a rest that must at least take most of the day so he can run around all night knocking things off, especially around 4 AM when you are enjoying a very nice and pleasant dream before a pair of clawed paws leave an imprint on your face and awake you in a cold sweat, confused and hurt.

But no, your lazy boy is not here. Where is he?

>
>
Check the kitchen
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You quickly go inside the kitchen. If there's one thing you know, it's that your cat loves to eat and hates being the slightest bit hungry, a feeling that he shares with all the passion a little starving kitten can, which is to say by meowing at you until you're fed up and feed him up. More than once, you have gotten home, walked in the kitchen for a quick snack or drink, only to be immediately greeted by the angry meowing of your cat standing on the counter, awaiting to be fed since time immemorial, his belly empty for eons, his cries of hunger shouted into the void with no response but the echo of his sorrow. In short, it may have been a few hours, at least one for certainty, since he got some food in his bowl. Maybe this time he'll even finish it before crying for more.

But alas, your cat is nowhere to be seen. Where could he be?

>
Check the office
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to your office, more of a small room with a desk pretending to be a working and relaxing space than an actual office, but that's how you decided to designate it nonetheless. To your cat, it's The Great Maze, the Place Of Multiple Hidings, the Jungle of Wires, and also, where to find you most of the time to meow at repeatedly whenever he's bored. Or hungry. Or just wants attention in general. If you dare leave your seat for whatever reason, he will take your place instantly, and look hurt and betrayed whenever you have to inevitably scoop him around to sit back down. Sometimes, he just sleeps on the desk, mostly on your keyboard, and especially when you're trying to use it.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the office
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to your office, more of a small room with a desk pretending to be a working and relaxing space than an actual office, but that's how you decided to designate it nonetheless. To your cat, it's The Great Maze, the Place Of Multiple Hidings, the Jungle of Wires, and also, where to find you most of the time to meow at repeatedly whenever he's bored. Or hungry. Or just wants attention in general. If you dare leave your seat for whatever reason, he will take your place instantly, and look hurt and betrayed whenever you have to inevitably scoop him around to sit back down. Sometimes, he just sleeps on the desk, mostly on your keyboard, and especially when you're trying to use it.

Sadly, he is not there. Where is that furry rascal?

>
Check the kitchen
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You quickly go inside the kitchen. If there's one thing you know, it's that your cat loves to eat and hates being the slightest bit hungry, a feeling that he shares with all the passion a little starving kitten can, which is to say by meowing at you until you're fed up and feed him up. More than once, you have gotten home, walked in the kitchen for a quick snack or drink, only to be immediately greeted by the angry meowing of your cat standing on the counter, awaiting to be fed since time immemorial, his belly empty for eons, his cries of hunger shouted into the void with no response but the echo of his sorrow. In short, it may have been a few hours, at least one for certainty, since he got some food in his bowl. Maybe this time he'll even finish it before crying for more.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the office
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to your office, more of a small room with a desk pretending to be a working and relaxing space than an actual office, but that's how you decided to designate it nonetheless. To your cat, it's The Great Maze, the Place Of Multiple Hidings, the Jungle of Wires, and also, where to find you most of the time to meow at repeatedly whenever he's bored. Or hungry. Or just wants attention in general. If you dare leave your seat for whatever reason, he will take your place instantly, and look hurt and betrayed whenever you have to inevitably scoop him around to sit back down. Sometimes, he just sleeps on the desk, mostly on your keyboard, and especially when you're trying to use it.

Sadly, he is not there. Where is that furry rascal?

>
>
Check the kitchen
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You quickly go inside the kitchen. If there's one thing you know, it's that your cat loves to eat and hates being the slightest bit hungry, a feeling that he shares with all the passion a little starving kitten can, which is to say by meowing at you until you're fed up and feed him up. More than once, you have gotten home, walked in the kitchen for a quick snack or drink, only to be immediately greeted by the angry meowing of your cat standing on the counter, awaiting to be fed since time immemorial, his belly empty for eons, his cries of hunger shouted into the void with no response but the echo of his sorrow. In short, it may have been a few hours, at least one for certainty, since he got some food in his bowl. Maybe this time he'll even finish it before crying for more.

But alas, your cat is nowhere to be seen. Where could he be?

>
Check the bedroom
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to the bedroom, expecting to see a pile of fur snoring in the middle of the bed. That, or actively lazying around in the small patch of sunlight you get around this time of the year. One way or the other, you will be harshly judged for disturbing His Majesty during his rightful rest, a rest that must at least take most of the day so he can run around all night knocking things off, especially around 4 AM when you are enjoying a very nice and pleasant dream before a pair of clawed paws leave an imprint on your face and awake you in a cold sweat, confused and hurt.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the bedroom
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to the bedroom, expecting to see a pile of fur snoring in the middle of the bed. That, or actively lazying around in the small patch of sunlight you get around this time of the year. One way or the other, you will be harshly judged for disturbing His Majesty during his rightful rest, a rest that must at least take most of the day so he can run around all night knocking things off, especially around 4 AM when you are enjoying a very nice and pleasant dream before a pair of clawed paws leave an imprint on your face and awake you in a cold sweat, confused and hurt.

But no, your lazy boy is not here. Where is he?

>
Check the kitchen
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You quickly go inside the kitchen. If there's one thing you know, it's that your cat loves to eat and hates being the slightest bit hungry, a feeling that he shares with all the passion a little starving kitten can, which is to say by meowing at you until you're fed up and feed him up. More than once, you have gotten home, walked in the kitchen for a quick snack or drink, only to be immediately greeted by the angry meowing of your cat standing on the counter, awaiting to be fed since time immemorial, his belly empty for eons, his cries of hunger shouted into the void with no response but the echo of his sorrow. In short, it may have been a few hours, at least one for certainty, since he got some food in his bowl. Maybe this time he'll even finish it before crying for more.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the bedroom
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to the bedroom, expecting to see a pile of fur snoring in the middle of the bed. That, or actively lazying around in the small patch of sunlight you get around this time of the year. One way or the other, you will be harshly judged for disturbing His Majesty during his rightful rest, a rest that must at least take most of the day so he can run around all night knocking things off, especially around 4 AM when you are enjoying a very nice and pleasant dream before a pair of clawed paws leave an imprint on your face and awake you in a cold sweat, confused and hurt.

But no, your lazy boy is not here. Where is he?

>
>
>
Check the kitchen
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You quickly go inside the kitchen. If there's one thing you know, it's that your cat loves to eat and hates being the slightest bit hungry, a feeling that he shares with all the passion a little starving kitten can, which is to say by meowing at you until you're fed up and feed him up. More than once, you have gotten home, walked in the kitchen for a quick snack or drink, only to be immediately greeted by the angry meowing of your cat standing on the counter, awaiting to be fed since time immemorial, his belly empty for eons, his cries of hunger shouted into the void with no response but the echo of his sorrow. In short, it may have been a few hours, at least one for certainty, since he got some food in his bowl. Maybe this time he'll even finish it before crying for more.

But alas, your cat is nowhere to be seen. Where could he be?

>
>
Check the living room
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You decide to check the living room, with some kind of dread in your body. You do not know what the little devil may have caused in there today, but you can expect anything. Did he fought one of your couch pillows again (and lost)? Did he manage to get stuck in some clutter lying around? Did he climb high up once more and will judge you from up high as soon as you enter, even though he can't get down on his own? The possibilities are endless.

Sadly, your small ball of mischief isn't there. Where could he be?

>
Check the office
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to your office, more of a small room with a desk pretending to be a working and relaxing space than an actual office, but that's how you decided to designate it nonetheless. To your cat, it's The Great Maze, the Place Of Multiple Hidings, the Jungle of Wires, and also, where to find you most of the time to meow at repeatedly whenever he's bored. Or hungry. Or just wants attention in general. If you dare leave your seat for whatever reason, he will take your place instantly, and look hurt and betrayed whenever you have to inevitably scoop him around to sit back down. Sometimes, he just sleeps on the desk, mostly on your keyboard, and especially when you're trying to use it.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the office
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to your office, more of a small room with a desk pretending to be a working and relaxing space than an actual office, but that's how you decided to designate it nonetheless. To your cat, it's The Great Maze, the Place Of Multiple Hidings, the Jungle of Wires, and also, where to find you most of the time to meow at repeatedly whenever he's bored. Or hungry. Or just wants attention in general. If you dare leave your seat for whatever reason, he will take your place instantly, and look hurt and betrayed whenever you have to inevitably scoop him around to sit back down. Sometimes, he just sleeps on the desk, mostly on your keyboard, and especially when you're trying to use it.

Sadly, he is not there. Where is that furry rascal?

>
Check the living room
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You decide to check the living room, with some kind of dread in your body. You do not know what the little devil may have caused in there today, but you can expect anything. Did he fought one of your couch pillows again (and lost)? Did he manage to get stuck in some clutter lying around? Did he climb high up once more and will judge you from up high as soon as you enter, even though he can't get down on his own? The possibilities are endless.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the living room
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You decide to check the living room, with some kind of dread in your body. You do not know what the little devil may have caused in there today, but you can expect anything. Did he fought one of your couch pillows again (and lost)? Did he manage to get stuck in some clutter lying around? Did he climb high up once more and will judge you from up high as soon as you enter, even though he can't get down on his own? The possibilities are endless.

Sadly, your small ball of mischief isn't there. Where could he be?

>
>
Check the kitchen
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You quickly go inside the kitchen. If there's one thing you know, it's that your cat loves to eat and hates being the slightest bit hungry, a feeling that he shares with all the passion a little starving kitten can, which is to say by meowing at you until you're fed up and feed him up. More than once, you have gotten home, walked in the kitchen for a quick snack or drink, only to be immediately greeted by the angry meowing of your cat standing on the counter, awaiting to be fed since time immemorial, his belly empty for eons, his cries of hunger shouted into the void with no response but the echo of his sorrow. In short, it may have been a few hours, at least one for certainty, since he got some food in his bowl. Maybe this time he'll even finish it before crying for more.

But alas, your cat is nowhere to be seen. Where could he be?

>
Check the office
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to your office, more of a small room with a desk pretending to be a working and relaxing space than an actual office, but that's how you decided to designate it nonetheless. To your cat, it's The Great Maze, the Place Of Multiple Hidings, the Jungle of Wires, and also, where to find you most of the time to meow at repeatedly whenever he's bored. Or hungry. Or just wants attention in general. If you dare leave your seat for whatever reason, he will take your place instantly, and look hurt and betrayed whenever you have to inevitably scoop him around to sit back down. Sometimes, he just sleeps on the desk, mostly on your keyboard, and especially when you're trying to use it.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the office
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to your office, more of a small room with a desk pretending to be a working and relaxing space than an actual office, but that's how you decided to designate it nonetheless. To your cat, it's The Great Maze, the Place Of Multiple Hidings, the Jungle of Wires, and also, where to find you most of the time to meow at repeatedly whenever he's bored. Or hungry. Or just wants attention in general. If you dare leave your seat for whatever reason, he will take your place instantly, and look hurt and betrayed whenever you have to inevitably scoop him around to sit back down. Sometimes, he just sleeps on the desk, mostly on your keyboard, and especially when you're trying to use it.

Sadly, he is not there. Where is that furry rascal?

>
Check the kitchen
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You quickly go inside the kitchen. If there's one thing you know, it's that your cat loves to eat and hates being the slightest bit hungry, a feeling that he shares with all the passion a little starving kitten can, which is to say by meowing at you until you're fed up and feed him up. More than once, you have gotten home, walked in the kitchen for a quick snack or drink, only to be immediately greeted by the angry meowing of your cat standing on the counter, awaiting to be fed since time immemorial, his belly empty for eons, his cries of hunger shouted into the void with no response but the echo of his sorrow. In short, it may have been a few hours, at least one for certainty, since he got some food in his bowl. Maybe this time he'll even finish it before crying for more.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the office
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to your office, more of a small room with a desk pretending to be a working and relaxing space than an actual office, but that's how you decided to designate it nonetheless. To your cat, it's The Great Maze, the Place Of Multiple Hidings, the Jungle of Wires, and also, where to find you most of the time to meow at repeatedly whenever he's bored. Or hungry. Or just wants attention in general. If you dare leave your seat for whatever reason, he will take your place instantly, and look hurt and betrayed whenever you have to inevitably scoop him around to sit back down. Sometimes, he just sleeps on the desk, mostly on your keyboard, and especially when you're trying to use it.

Sadly, he is not there. Where is that furry rascal?

>
>
Check the kitchen
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You quickly go inside the kitchen. If there's one thing you know, it's that your cat loves to eat and hates being the slightest bit hungry, a feeling that he shares with all the passion a little starving kitten can, which is to say by meowing at you until you're fed up and feed him up. More than once, you have gotten home, walked in the kitchen for a quick snack or drink, only to be immediately greeted by the angry meowing of your cat standing on the counter, awaiting to be fed since time immemorial, his belly empty for eons, his cries of hunger shouted into the void with no response but the echo of his sorrow. In short, it may have been a few hours, at least one for certainty, since he got some food in his bowl. Maybe this time he'll even finish it before crying for more.

But alas, your cat is nowhere to be seen. Where could he be?

>
Check the living room
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You decide to check the living room, with some kind of dread in your body. You do not know what the little devil may have caused in there today, but you can expect anything. Did he fought one of your couch pillows again (and lost)? Did he manage to get stuck in some clutter lying around? Did he climb high up once more and will judge you from up high as soon as you enter, even though he can't get down on his own? The possibilities are endless.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the living room
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You decide to check the living room, with some kind of dread in your body. You do not know what the little devil may have caused in there today, but you can expect anything. Did he fought one of your couch pillows again (and lost)? Did he manage to get stuck in some clutter lying around? Did he climb high up once more and will judge you from up high as soon as you enter, even though he can't get down on his own? The possibilities are endless.

Sadly, your small ball of mischief isn't there. Where could he be?

>
Check the kitchen
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You quickly go inside the kitchen. If there's one thing you know, it's that your cat loves to eat and hates being the slightest bit hungry, a feeling that he shares with all the passion a little starving kitten can, which is to say by meowing at you until you're fed up and feed him up. More than once, you have gotten home, walked in the kitchen for a quick snack or drink, only to be immediately greeted by the angry meowing of your cat standing on the counter, awaiting to be fed since time immemorial, his belly empty for eons, his cries of hunger shouted into the void with no response but the echo of his sorrow. In short, it may have been a few hours, at least one for certainty, since he got some food in his bowl. Maybe this time he'll even finish it before crying for more.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the office
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to your office, more of a small room with a desk pretending to be a working and relaxing space than an actual office, but that's how you decided to designate it nonetheless. To your cat, it's The Great Maze, the Place Of Multiple Hidings, the Jungle of Wires, and also, where to find you most of the time to meow at repeatedly whenever he's bored. Or hungry. Or just wants attention in general. If you dare leave your seat for whatever reason, he will take your place instantly, and look hurt and betrayed whenever you have to inevitably scoop him around to sit back down. Sometimes, he just sleeps on the desk, mostly on your keyboard, and especially when you're trying to use it.

Sadly, he is not there. Where is that furry rascal?

>
>
>
Check the kitchen
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You quickly go inside the kitchen. If there's one thing you know, it's that your cat loves to eat and hates being the slightest bit hungry, a feeling that he shares with all the passion a little starving kitten can, which is to say by meowing at you until you're fed up and feed him up. More than once, you have gotten home, walked in the kitchen for a quick snack or drink, only to be immediately greeted by the angry meowing of your cat standing on the counter, awaiting to be fed since time immemorial, his belly empty for eons, his cries of hunger shouted into the void with no response but the echo of his sorrow. In short, it may have been a few hours, at least one for certainty, since he got some food in his bowl. Maybe this time he'll even finish it before crying for more.

But alas, your cat is nowhere to be seen. Where could he be?

>
>
Check the living room
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You decide to check the living room, with some kind of dread in your body. You do not know what the little devil may have caused in there today, but you can expect anything. Did he fought one of your couch pillows again (and lost)? Did he manage to get stuck in some clutter lying around? Did he climb high up once more and will judge you from up high as soon as you enter, even though he can't get down on his own? The possibilities are endless.

Sadly, your small ball of mischief isn't there. Where could he be?

>
Check the bedroom
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to the bedroom, expecting to see a pile of fur snoring in the middle of the bed. That, or actively lazying around in the small patch of sunlight you get around this time of the year. One way or the other, you will be harshly judged for disturbing His Majesty during his rightful rest, a rest that must at least take most of the day so he can run around all night knocking things off, especially around 4 AM when you are enjoying a very nice and pleasant dream before a pair of clawed paws leave an imprint on your face and awake you in a cold sweat, confused and hurt.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the bedroom
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to the bedroom, expecting to see a pile of fur snoring in the middle of the bed. That, or actively lazying around in the small patch of sunlight you get around this time of the year. One way or the other, you will be harshly judged for disturbing His Majesty during his rightful rest, a rest that must at least take most of the day so he can run around all night knocking things off, especially around 4 AM when you are enjoying a very nice and pleasant dream before a pair of clawed paws leave an imprint on your face and awake you in a cold sweat, confused and hurt.

But no, your lazy boy is not here. Where is he?

>
Check the living room
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You decide to check the living room, with some kind of dread in your body. You do not know what the little devil may have caused in there today, but you can expect anything. Did he fought one of your couch pillows again (and lost)? Did he manage to get stuck in some clutter lying around? Did he climb high up once more and will judge you from up high as soon as you enter, even though he can't get down on his own? The possibilities are endless.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the living room
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You decide to check the living room, with some kind of dread in your body. You do not know what the little devil may have caused in there today, but you can expect anything. Did he fought one of your couch pillows again (and lost)? Did he manage to get stuck in some clutter lying around? Did he climb high up once more and will judge you from up high as soon as you enter, even though he can't get down on his own? The possibilities are endless.

Sadly, your small ball of mischief isn't there. Where could he be?

>
>
Check the kitchen
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You quickly go inside the kitchen. If there's one thing you know, it's that your cat loves to eat and hates being the slightest bit hungry, a feeling that he shares with all the passion a little starving kitten can, which is to say by meowing at you until you're fed up and feed him up. More than once, you have gotten home, walked in the kitchen for a quick snack or drink, only to be immediately greeted by the angry meowing of your cat standing on the counter, awaiting to be fed since time immemorial, his belly empty for eons, his cries of hunger shouted into the void with no response but the echo of his sorrow. In short, it may have been a few hours, at least one for certainty, since he got some food in his bowl. Maybe this time he'll even finish it before crying for more.

But alas, your cat is nowhere to be seen. Where could he be?

>
Check the bedroom
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to the bedroom, expecting to see a pile of fur snoring in the middle of the bed. That, or actively lazying around in the small patch of sunlight you get around this time of the year. One way or the other, you will be harshly judged for disturbing His Majesty during his rightful rest, a rest that must at least take most of the day so he can run around all night knocking things off, especially around 4 AM when you are enjoying a very nice and pleasant dream before a pair of clawed paws leave an imprint on your face and awake you in a cold sweat, confused and hurt.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the bedroom
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to the bedroom, expecting to see a pile of fur snoring in the middle of the bed. That, or actively lazying around in the small patch of sunlight you get around this time of the year. One way or the other, you will be harshly judged for disturbing His Majesty during his rightful rest, a rest that must at least take most of the day so he can run around all night knocking things off, especially around 4 AM when you are enjoying a very nice and pleasant dream before a pair of clawed paws leave an imprint on your face and awake you in a cold sweat, confused and hurt.

But no, your lazy boy is not here. Where is he?

>
Check the kitchen
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You quickly go inside the kitchen. If there's one thing you know, it's that your cat loves to eat and hates being the slightest bit hungry, a feeling that he shares with all the passion a little starving kitten can, which is to say by meowing at you until you're fed up and feed him up. More than once, you have gotten home, walked in the kitchen for a quick snack or drink, only to be immediately greeted by the angry meowing of your cat standing on the counter, awaiting to be fed since time immemorial, his belly empty for eons, his cries of hunger shouted into the void with no response but the echo of his sorrow. In short, it may have been a few hours, at least one for certainty, since he got some food in his bowl. Maybe this time he'll even finish it before crying for more.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the bedroom
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You go to the bedroom, expecting to see a pile of fur snoring in the middle of the bed. That, or actively lazying around in the small patch of sunlight you get around this time of the year. One way or the other, you will be harshly judged for disturbing His Majesty during his rightful rest, a rest that must at least take most of the day so he can run around all night knocking things off, especially around 4 AM when you are enjoying a very nice and pleasant dream before a pair of clawed paws leave an imprint on your face and awake you in a cold sweat, confused and hurt.

But no, your lazy boy is not here. Where is he?

>
>
Check the kitchen
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You quickly go inside the kitchen. If there's one thing you know, it's that your cat loves to eat and hates being the slightest bit hungry, a feeling that he shares with all the passion a little starving kitten can, which is to say by meowing at you until you're fed up and feed him up. More than once, you have gotten home, walked in the kitchen for a quick snack or drink, only to be immediately greeted by the angry meowing of your cat standing on the counter, awaiting to be fed since time immemorial, his belly empty for eons, his cries of hunger shouted into the void with no response but the echo of his sorrow. In short, it may have been a few hours, at least one for certainty, since he got some food in his bowl. Maybe this time he'll even finish it before crying for more.

But alas, your cat is nowhere to be seen. Where could he be?

>
Check the living room
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You decide to check the living room, with some kind of dread in your body. You do not know what the little devil may have caused in there today, but you can expect anything. Did he fought one of your couch pillows again (and lost)? Did he manage to get stuck in some clutter lying around? Did he climb high up once more and will judge you from up high as soon as you enter, even though he can't get down on his own? The possibilities are endless.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!

Check the living room
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You decide to check the living room, with some kind of dread in your body. You do not know what the little devil may have caused in there today, but you can expect anything. Did he fought one of your couch pillows again (and lost)? Did he manage to get stuck in some clutter lying around? Did he climb high up once more and will judge you from up high as soon as you enter, even though he can't get down on his own? The possibilities are endless.

Sadly, your small ball of mischief isn't there. Where could he be?

>
Check the kitchen
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You quickly go inside the kitchen. If there's one thing you know, it's that your cat loves to eat and hates being the slightest bit hungry, a feeling that he shares with all the passion a little starving kitten can, which is to say by meowing at you until you're fed up and feed him up. More than once, you have gotten home, walked in the kitchen for a quick snack or drink, only to be immediately greeted by the angry meowing of your cat standing on the counter, awaiting to be fed since time immemorial, his belly empty for eons, his cries of hunger shouted into the void with no response but the echo of his sorrow. In short, it may have been a few hours, at least one for certainty, since he got some food in his bowl. Maybe this time he'll even finish it before crying for more.

Yet again, he's not there. You have checked everywhere, and he's nowhere to be found. You let out a heavy sigh.

>
Give up
Where's my cat?
A small interactive story about finding your cat (in order to pet him)

You simply have no idea where he could be. You do not worry, though: that's not the first time your cat has decided to hide somewhere unknown for hours before reappearing in front of you like nothing happened, usually with disdain whenever you suddenly shower him with affection. You decide to boot up the computer and sit down in the office, hoping that killing time on the Internet might at least improve your mood. You really wanted to pet your cat…

You start the computer, gazing its black screen as it slowly loads up, your mind completely blank. The little jingle welcoming you almost startles you. Ah, yes, you have to enter your password…

And suddenly, out of nowhere, an orange mass interrupts you and falls flat on the keyboard, preventing you from typing anything. The message "Invalid password." flashes before your eyes, but you don't care anymore, gleefully petting your cat, calling him a good and pretty boy, admonishing him for not greeting you at the door, complaining about having to look for him, petting him again and again…

Meanwhile, your cat is just purring, happy with himself. What a rapscallion. But you love him nonetheless.

Congratulations! You have petted your cat!


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in reply to @Planeshift's post:

Sorry for any grammar mistakes and weird semantics, you'll have to excuse my frenchiness for that.

As I was saying in the tags, the initial version is way longer. Your previous choices were still on the screen, but this made the code huge. How huge? Well, this version, when properly formatted by VS Code, is 1813 lines long with 177 625 characters.

The initial version was 5982 lines long. With 691 646 characters.

So yeah, cohost had a hard time with that, unsurprisingly.