•I'm super cool and everyone loves me
•I would really miss me if I was gone
•I'm immune to all known diseases
•I will purge all evil from my soul and become a being of pure light but try not be annoying about it
•Other people are all anyone else has
•Some other sixth thing

• i'm evil and everyone fears me

• they will feast and make merry when i have finally been vanquished

• i am an endless font of pestilence

• i will bathe in debauchery and become a being of pure wicked ooze and i'll never stop bringing it up btw

• other people are all anyone has (due to i stole everything)

• some other sixsixsixth thing

• ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

• i have a reasonable amount of good friends and not really any enemies
• if i were gone my friends and family would miss me which is nice to think about
• i get a cold about twice a year and it kind of sucks but i recover at a normal pace
• sometimes i talk too loud in the library but i do community service on the weekends so it balances out i think
• other people are all anyone else has and also all i have because i am not particularly special in that regard
• some other sixth thing if i feel up to it later