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 “ Hey, wanna try our 1‑month free trial of premium?? If you say ‘No’, then you won't ever see this offer again! ” 

 ” Oh..! No. I'm good. “ 

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 “ ..Hey, wanna try our 1‑month free trial of premium? If you say ‘No’, then you won't ever see this offer again— ” 

 “ ..Okay, so! We did some thinking, and we've decided to offer you the chance to create more than 50 notes if you upgrade to our premium model!! ” 

 ” …Wuh, but I've already made over a thousand notes— “ 

 “ True! But now with ✨premium✨, you can make even more notes!!! ” 

 ” .……..…Wait. Did you seriously strip away my ability to make more notes on this app after I've used it for like over 10 years. “ 

 “ W-well, there wasn't enough incentive for people to subscribe to premium, so we— ” 

 ” where's Obsidian. “ reply to this co egg