Bonbon

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Yesterday, upon my hair,
perfectionist who's trying to
stop being such a perfectionisthello!!!!!!
finally gave 🍬self a faceI met a Spheal whose head was bare ona li @jan-PonponIts head was bare again today, is excited about bnuny horns rn
(send asks!)I wish, I wish it'd grow astray...🍬

story in   ↑↑↑ top ↑↑↑  link:
‘They're Made out of Meat’
by Terry Bisson, 1991
discord (a lot of bons)
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Bonbon
@Bonbon

Just put this tiny ascii starfighter at the beginning of your profile to center‑align your text!

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you know you wanna
it'll protect your profile description from being left‑aligned   ( fr )
Like so:

I just put the text from the textbox before immediately after "description" in Edit Profile, and before all my text

Oh and if you want blank lines between lines of text, put a special white character in between like this thin space:

← there's a smol space in here trust me just copypaste it  bloop

...Or just \  I guess, yeh.

Noo I want my text to be left‑aligned even on PC!!

Okay just breach its hull:

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Nooooooooo I wanted it RIGHT‑aligned!!!!

Okay.

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Noooooooooooooo I want a horizontal line!!!!!!!

idk   experiment with multiple starfighters throughout your profile description and play with whitespace.
my profile doesn't have horizontal lines so I never needed to figure that outt


How?????

idk   google markdown extended syntax  tbh I don't even fully understand.
i think that it's like not </closing> an <␣>element  ␣  ??

Okay????????¿

..yeah that's it maybe with enough messing around one day you too can have a profile this cool:

the coolest profile you've ever seen everyone's eyes deserve to see a profile this cool its even cooler than @blep's (ok trying to understand @blep's profile is where i got the idea for this markdown crime in the first placeeee)


zoingeroni
@zoingeroni

i need every tutorial spoken to me in this way


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