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Yesterday, upon my hair,
perfectionist who's trying to
stop being such a perfectionisthello!!!!!!
finally gave 🍬self a faceI met a Spheal whose head was bare ona li @jan-PonponIts head was bare again today, is excited about bnuny horns rn
(send asks!)I wish, I wish it'd grow astray...🍬

story in   ↑↑↑ top ↑↑↑  link:
‘They're Made out of Meat’
by Terry Bisson, 1991
discord (a lot of bons)
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JillKatze
@JillKatze
Unleash Them
Flying out of the sun
The smell of toast is in the air
When there’s a job to be done
The flying toasters will be there.
And it’s flap! Flap! Flap!
Now help is on the way.
This vict'ry song they sing:
We pop up to save the day
On mighty toaster wings!

In brightest day or After Dark When times of trouble are at hand. The Flying Toasters set a spark And hope is blazing ‘cross the land And its flap! Flap! Flap! Salvation from above This precious gift they bring Gleaming angels of love On mighty Toaster Wings!

edit: the flying toasters have been contained. eggbug is no longer at risk of being part of this balanced breakfast