Do you think if Mariah Carey had to manage a dungeon she would do a good job? Like if she inherited it. I don't know how else she could possibly stumble her way into such an obligation. Through marriage, maybe? Like in a messy divorce? Though, she'd have a prenup for sure; and any warlock or foul sorcerer worth their salt (wizard's salt is a powerful reagent) would, too.
Ah, well...
Perhaps we'll never know for certain...
