Foul Boneymancer

Me: I like to stare at this picture and try to convince myself that Joe and Jill Biden are of the ancient race of Nephelim, or a mating pair of Kandahari giants like the ones killed by US marines and covered up during the occupation of Afghanistan

My date: left five minutes into the slideshow and I still haven't noticed

Watching a lot of X Files again what the fuck do you all know about aliens?
This is some wisdom I've gleaned:

• Governor Jesse Ventura played the best "Man In Black" to grace the small screen.
• There's an episode with TWO (2) Kathy Griffins that cause people to fight when they are in the same room, featuring an impossibly angry guy -- like, I sincerely do not think it is possible for a guy to be as angry as this guy is without having several complex heart attacks.
• Fox Mulder is an ideal partner and himbo. His special interests are Native American Spiritual Practices and Para Political Conspiracy Theories. He hates When People Are Rude and The Illuminati(?)

X Files s7e11 "Closure"
-Fox goes to a Panda Bear concert.
-Some other shit about his mom and sister.