hi. i’m awake now.

how did the game of telephone get from “we plan to add metrics for people who need them” to “staff is never going to add metrics”?

if this is how it’s gonna be every time i say anything in reply to an ask i’m just gonna stop.

I can't believe staff is planning to directly break into every Cohost user's house and steal all the numbers from their homes.

This Anti-Number Hate is getting out of hand.

Staff broke into my home and stole all my measuring cups. I'm trying to bake a cake, covered in flour and sobbing, while they scream "VIBES ONLY" and snort lines of anti-empiricism