I dont know how people call AC6's plot dry. My characters ghost crystal girlfriend keeps telling him to do terrorism while his boyfriend tries to determine if he's a good person with giant robot karate while his sugar momma has him commit tax fraud for her drug addicted junkyard etsy hustle.

Also look at my cool mechs

I feel like I've gotten to watch veteran ac players learn in real time how much hornier mech game fans have gotten since their day.
"You here for the bleak megacorporate warfare?"
"Instructions unclear, added foam injector to pile bunker."