i'm not qualified to give medical advice but i have played the legend of zelda: tears of the kingdom and i'm pretty sure that if you fall from a moderate distance your best hope for survival is to eat all the apples and mushrooms you keep in your pockets before you make contact with the ground
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in reply to @Webster's post:
I learned physics from cartoons and must object that no, eating food will make you heavier
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