Well have I got the plan for you!
Hey there folks, I'm Robert B. White, and one thing I'm sure we've all heard at some point in our lives is "Play to your strengths". It seems reasonable on the surface, just do the things you're good at, the things that come naturally to you or that interest you in some way. Well I'm here to tell all you fine people, that is a bunch of crap.
I have devised a foolproof, one-step plan for turning your life around and finding the success you so richly deserve: the B. White Method.
Now, I'm not exaggerating when I say that millions of people across the globe have used the B. White Method and boy howdy are they ever winning! And it's so easy too! Just follow this one simple rule: Play to your weaknesses!
Terrible with numbers? Accountant!
Poor hand-eye coordination? Athlete!
Bad sense of direction? Long-haul trucker!
Not convinced? Take a look at some of the B. White Method's greatest upward failures:
-Software engineering teams for prestigious transportation companies like Southwest Airlines and BART!
-Sports teams, like the Cleveland Browns and the Oakland Athletics!
-Every C-Suite executive!
-The concept of "law enforcement"!
-Elon Musk!
and so many more!
So what are you waiting for?! Start using my method today and become a Whitey!