Have you had the sex that makes you gayer, yet?
The sex that makes you gayer?
Yeah, so it's sex, right?
Right.
But when you have it, it makes you more gay than before you had the sex.
Is it gay sex?
Of course, I mean if it makes you GAYER then by default it has to be pretty gay, right?
How does sex make you gayer?
I don't know man.
No, come on, how does it make you gayer?
How does the gay sex make you gayer?
I'm not certain.
So you do know how it makes you gayer?
I mean I've heard some people talk about it, there's theories.
Okay, well...
Well, what?
Well, tell me the theories then.
Okay, I'm not an expert though.
That's fine, just explain the theories.
Some say it's about like, the energy.
The energy?
The energy.
The energy of the gay sex...
The energy of the gay sex that makes you gayer.
That makes you gayer.
That doesn't sound very scientific.
I guess not.
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It just doesn't seem very realistic at all to me.
What.
That you can have a kind of sex that actually makes you gayer with a gay person.
What are you saying?
Are you saying you don't believe gay sex can make you gayer or are you saying sex can't make you gayer.
No, I think sex can make you gayer.
Yeah.
Like...
Imagine if you were having straight sex.
That might, I don't know. Might make you at least bi curious.
Bi curious.
Yeah.
Oh, if like it's bad sex.
If it's bad sex.
Bad sex yeah, that's what I mean.
That does make sense I suppose.
Though I guess, it doesn't really make you more gay, just makes you wonder.
Personally, I think it's more likely the other person who's having the sex with.
Yeah. I guess that could be true.
I know this guy, right.
Yeah.
Well.
He was a guy then, he's a girl now.
Did she have the sex that turns you into a girl?
Maybe, but I don't think so.
Because I bet that's probably a thing.
Sex that changes your gender?
Well, not litterally.
Not litterally, no.
That does make sense.
But that girl?
What.
That guy who became a girl?
Oh right,
That friend who had gay sex and she didn't really like it.
Yeah?
Turns out she wasn't gay, she was lesbian.
Gay a different way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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That's not really gay sex that made that person gayer though.
It was gay though.
Yeah but, ultimately, she was a women that wanted to have sex with women.
Right.
Having sex as a man was probably horrible.
Oh yeah true.
So, ultimately.
Yeah. I guess you're right.
That was almost the same as my suggestion though.
Straight sex that makes you gayer.
Yeah.
Huh.
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It just doesn't seem logical.
Gay sex that makes you gayer?
Gay sex that makes you more gay.
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But what if like, there was something you didn't like to do that was gay, and someone did it with you and you liked it because it was them?
I don't not do anything that's gay.
You do everything that's gay?
Everything.
Everything.
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That feels like a technicality.
Like giving rimjobs to only one man?
Yeah, that wouldn't make someone less gay.
Yeah, you're not less of an ice cream liker for not liking chocolate ice cream.
Chocolate ice cream.
Yeah.
Gross.
You don't like chocolate?
No, no, just...
Nevermind.
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Maybe gayer just means queerer.
What, like less normativity?
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe
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You know maybe, maybe it should be called the gay sex that makes you less gay normative.
That's too long.
Is it less gay normative?
Yeah, I don't know.
No, actually, I think it's more just more like, making you more gay.
How can you be more gay than gay?
Yeah, I don't know.
You don't know.
Don't know.
Yeah.
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Hrm.
