We sincerely regret to inform all our fans that Mickey Mouse has rabies. We may have to put him down. Please leave your best wishes for Mickey in the comments!
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Mickey The Mouse please get better you have to perform at my great niece's birthday party on the 12th of december this was a prepaid appearance i do not want to be out money 🙏 the kids will be very disappointed if they do not see you and i already told them you would be there. thank you disney and mickey the mouse
sincerely, margaret w. cuppies
Mickey's last words: "use my corpse as a sled. do it, you fucking cowards!"
Mickey before you go, could you abdicate and destroy your throne, thanks!
Any updates, i hope mickey doesnt have ligma
Fake News. Mickey Mouse had defected to the house of Publica Dominico, and to prevent that, you had him assassinated. The Truth is out there. Wake up sheeple!
thank you for this important update 😔
we hope michard mouse has a swift recovery and then falls into a deep hole with no escape 😊
How will this affect phases 6-9 of the MCU, and will tony stark come back from the dead to suck cap's dick in the next spider-man movie?
