Hardest part of being me is having to convince all your social media algorithms that 'no, no I promise you I don't actually give a shit about Arknights-- yes, I'm sure the game is good, otherwise people wouldn't play it, but I'm literally just here for the wolfgirl. Yeah, the one that personally acid-washed my entire gender? With the gay little earrings and the incredible drip? That one. All the fanart of her, please. Her girlfriends can come along too but that's it basically It. Yes, I mean it. Now please stop showing me tweets of people doing gacha pulls I literally don't care about that sort of thing.'
'No this has nothing to do with the American state, either. Yeah I know it's weird but please understand.'
'... okay MAYBE Frostleaf too, she's also pretty gender. But that's IT--'