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C-Kiri
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Up at 1 AM typing out ultra-specific headcanons about how the Touhou dog-adjacent girls would feel about having their dog-adjacent bits touched, the last waning, shriveled, exhausted shreds of my mortal shame spent making sure I hit 'save draft' instead of 'post now'


C-Kiri
@C-Kiri

Don't say I didn't warn you


Ran: Don't touch her ears. For any reason. Like maybe a sneaky kiss if you're like literally lovers, and you're presently cuddling each other, but you get One before she starts actually getting upset. When it comes to her tails, it's more what she does to you with them, than what you do to her; her tails are an active element on her part, compared to everyone else's. Requires romantic levels of closeness, but she'd let you brush them. She'd probably immediately start preening herself back to her ideal presentable levels soon after, though. No offense, of course; she just has extremely high standards. And like, that means she was letting you do this for your sake, and isn't that kind of nice in its own way?

Momiji: She is especially precious over the idea of anyone touching her animal bits for any reason. Especially her tail-- it's probably more for autism's sake than for appearances, but she likes it puffed up in a specific sort of way, so it would really mean something if she just let you touch. The secret is that this is because they are straight up an erogenous zone for her. Rubbing Fluff is third base for White Wolf girls, whose fur is notoriously plush and luxurious; treasure the opportunity accordingly. Also: This girl has like five friends, and she doesn't know how not to love them with her whole heart, so if you've gotten this close to her, be ready for her to suddenly be very protective of you. This is a good thing, if you're not a coward. Enjoys the tiny kisses on the ear, unlike Ran, and you can tell because of the way it makes her go quiet and hide her face.

Kyouko: Oh this girl LOVES getting her ears ruffled during hugs. If you're the type she's happy to see, Kyouko is a hugger, and if you knead her ears with your thumbs in that way she likes, she will be a cute lil puppygirl puddle for you, and it's just the most precious thing imaginable. Her tail may have less volume than the others, but she's also basically fine with you touching it. Good luck, though, she wags it like cat toy. Don't think too hard about why the slowly-vanishing Yamabiko likes receiving attention and love so much, you'll get sad. Don't do it. No stop. Okay look maybe everything'll be okay if you show up and do this every day. That way at least she can't disappear on your watch. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.

Kagerou: Considering how self-conscious she is about her body hair, she's generally a bit 'ehhhh I'd really rather you not' about touching the fluffy bits. But like, once you're an especially close friend of hers-- I'm talking 'you have successfully infiltrated the Grassroots Youkai Polycule' tier-- if you asked to groom her tail for her, she would probably only fret over it a little bit. She'd then lend you a very specific comb she uses exclusively for this purpose, and give you slightly neurotic instructions even. But by the time you get her to relax, it's actually a perfectly calm experience she'd probably end up liking. She uses so much product that her fur is hypnotizingly smooth, it practically feels like satin. You are now her designated tail grooming friend and you can no longer opt out of this. She WILL give you the puppy dog eyes if you try and back down.

Aunn: uhhhh I gotta keep it real with you, chief, I think she straight up doesn't have a tail, and unfortunately this is the most disappointing part of her whole character to me. And her ears kinda look like they're hewn out of Rock, so I don't think you're getting the traditional fantasy experience here. Bright side is I assume this means she wouldn't really care if you wanted to, so it'd probably be fine? She'd probably giggle a little, as if they're somehow still a little ticklish. And like, come on, that smile is a national treasure, you have plenty of reason to do so.

Tsukasa: She will know if you want to touch her; she will leverage this against you; seeing as you're not a god of the free market, or a crow tengu chief, or a yakuza boss, you are not actually that useful to her. End result is, she will probably at most request, like, a roast beef sandwich and a backrub. (She will make strange fox noises during said backrub if you find the right spots; this is normal, according to Sanae.) Largely seems indifferent to actually getting her tail and ears ruffled-- presumably she's used to it. Perhaps a sad reminder that your fixations are not actually that unique. She might enjoy it more than she lets on? Hard to tell. If you're good at it, she'll start expecting the preening treatment out of you, and like. On one hand, you feel kind of used, on the other hand, this is a mutually beneficial transaction, so like... sure? Why complain.

Enoko: If you scritch her behind the ear she will literally start thumping her leg like a dog. This is not only 'okay', this is an expected interaction you will have with her if she does a good job, and she will probably fuckin' bite you if you don't. More interestingly and potentially problematic is the part where she has three tails, and one of them at all times is a no-go zone. The usual tell is that it's the one in the middle, which most directly trails off her spine, but the way she wags and whips them around, she almost gets a Tails the Fox thing going on, and now you're playing Gensokyan Roulette. Deceptively soft fur though, so it would totally be worth it. A little scrunkly, but also surprisingly affectionate by the time you're this close to her. Best choice if you want the most literally dog-like cuddles, seeing as, I mean, you know.

BONUS: If you touch Sakuya in any humanly conceivable permutation of any single way, you will blink and be stripped down to your underwear, deposited in a dumpster in the human village where you belong. Why did you think this was a good idea. Like even if you were dating her, what made you think Sakuya 'McFucking' Izayoi wants physical affection from you. I think she's like top 5 Touhous You Shouldn't Make Physical Contact With In Any Way For Any Reason.


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