"hello I taste notes of loud" they have played us for absolute fools
getting mad about tasting notes was the genesis of two bots i made
i have never done coffee though
tasting notes are almost always funny on marketing material but also are a highlight of communal leisure. i have fun talking about how interesting good cheese and wine taste. unfortunately co-opted by marketers and turned into a sometimes-still-useful self parody, it's different when it's personal than when it's written on a label. but the stuff i've said things taste like (and fully meant it) ARE objectively funny.
anyway i think coffee can be loud the way a shirt can be loud. people say coffee is "mellow" all the time, loud would be the opposite of that; fruity, lightly roasted and acidic
me sipping my coffee, thinking about how rich people shouldn't get to have all the fun of frivolous bullshit: I'm tasting notes of bread AND roses?
Sometimes coffee smells like dank weed.
