feelin' silly and self-indulgent, reply or rechost this with a question for one or both Foxpaws (please specify which) and I will reply or rechost with an answer!

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Words are my favorite stim toy
feelin' silly and self-indulgent, reply or rechost this with a question for one or both Foxpaws (please specify which) and I will reply or rechost with an answer!
Silly Vorpny Query ahead (will delete if asked to do so!):
How long after eating Vixie can someone go swimming?
Vixie: Uhm, D-Doctor Balley says it d-depends on, like, h-how fast you can d-digest me, and h-how v... vigorous you're g-going to swim, and w-whether you're a sh-shark or something th-that's used to swimming with f-food in its b-belly.
Ellen: Anything--they're absolute leg ends!!
Vixie: W... w-what would you l-like them to d-do, M-Miss?
Ellen: NO STOP
GAGS FOREVER
GOOFY TIL I DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
That is exactly the answer we were looking for, thank you for the interview miss foxpaw, I hope you tune in next time folks!
Ellen: I don't think either of us is real eager for that, given how the last two times went.
One Smoky Catamount asks:
For Ellen: What pun have you used, and INSTANTLY regretted? Either in action, or just trying to get a laugh during downtime!
For Vixiedoo: How did you get so sweet?
Ellen: It's not exactly what you asked, but hey, fun fact: pick-up lines are a MINEFIELD. I drop one cheesy line and the next words out of my mouth are "BE NOT AFRAID."
Vixie: Uhm... m-my body shampoo s-smells like s-strawberries and c-cream, and I b-bake a lot, so I th-think the flavors kind of c-cling to my skin at th-this point. K-kind of like how a w-wok gets better the m-more you use it, I th-think?
Both exactly what I was expecting, and I love you both for it. Thank you~!
Zomi to Ellen: [So the power is pun based right? And laughter dependent? So we couldn't use a real sick burn then go out to torch some capes together?]
Ellen: That's about right--but it's not hard to come up with fire-based puns, admittedly.