If old timey cartoon stereotype witches were around today it would rule. One of them would tweet or blog something like
I was talking to bethesdalah the other day and I asked her about how she dealt with potions leaving residue on her broom, as mine was getting quite sticky
and she told me that witches don't use their brooms to stir their cauldrons? I told her everyone in my coven does??? She said that was fucking weird???? Am I losing my mind?!?!?!?!!
and then for the next four months we'd have the most unhinged discourse the mortal realm has ever seen