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Words are my favorite stim toy
Anonymous User asked: Host pole.
Listen, I'll choose to interpret this as soliciting dick pics, (c)host pole, which I could oblige, but I'm trying to get rid of mine so I'd rather not.
Plus I'm at work.
Instead have the only picture of a pole in my camera roll rn, at my favorite intersection in the city.
host pole makes it sound like there's a pole in the middle of the room at the party that every is nervous to use first
I also had that thought, lmao
I wanted to make a joke about having my polish friend stay at my house but then I remembered I had this pic
Oh I know, in fact I think this same anon is the one who sent me post hole this morning
But I think it's up for interpretation! Let's get weird with it!
