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one of my favourite applications was during early covid lockdown era, on one of the many occasions i was Not Handling It, a friend send a picture of her gloved hand dropping a banana in my mailbox so that i could eat it outside & i treasure that image

i was reminded of this post bc i just saw a couple old tweets of mine

explained "eat a banana & sit outside" as Coping to coworkers today & one was like "wait, i've seen you eat bananas here-- i didn't know that meant you were sad!!" & i probably could have played it off but instead i burst into the most hashtag confirmed hysterical laughter

literally if i'm eating a banana i am probably sad. the other day i was eating a banana (bc i was sad) & i imagined one of those anti meds memes that has like. wait i'll just make it

a jankily edited meme. text over a pile of pills says "this is your antidepressant" with a rolling eyes emoji. text over pictures of a mountain & an arm holding a banana says "this is my antidepressant. events in my childhood left me with a complete inability to allow myself to seek not only basic medical care but also essentially any professional help to address those events & also i love fruit i love fruit" with the last line cut off like it's just going on forever


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