This post has content warnings for: body horror, my new tabletop character.
ohhhh my god this dude is a freak i love them. played a one-shot with them last night and:
- alienated literally everybody around me by insisting that that the evil empire that kidnapped me and turned me into a cyborg "teaches tolerance and respect of different cultures"
- ate a raw fish by just pressing it into my featureless face until there was only bones
- completely fumbled a hot guy
- took every possible figure of speech literally
- got tricked by the rest of the party into doing something morally good by being told it was "the most efficient solution"
- was tactically excluded from conversations so that the rest of the party could get characters to actually talk to them
- was just constantly building guns during every second of downtime
- asked "who's the worst guy around here" and immediately framed him for treason
i normally play very earnest or savvy characters so it's really fun to play someone who's naive and kinda sucks! they have a great character arc ahead of them of slowly realizing that the evil empire is Actually Evil
also they have this very neutral speaking voice which can't change tone so every time they say something fucked up it sounds like this