Our one housemate who isn't part of the polycule: I learned a new spell today
My fiancée Issa: oh yeah?
Housemate: [poses dramatically, hand extended in archetypical wizard form, in dramatic voice] TESTICULAR TORSION
Issa: [doesn't react]
My other partner Rena: [doesn't react]
Me, laid out on the couch, recovering from an orchiectomy: hon, you do realize YOU are the only one in this house that that spell works on now, right?
Housemate: oh, right, I forgot
Housemate:...
Housemate: TESTICULAR TORTION
Issa: no u
Housemate: [crumples to floor]