The problem with here (not an actual problem) is that if I post something like
sometimes I microwave a bowl of water til it's empty so that the microwave stays hydrated :)
Everyone will either play along with the bit, or somehow inform me that this is like, forgotten microwave upkeep techniques
I feel like most other places it's ableist slurs from strangers, or the catalyst for a 3 week discourse where the death threats start around the 60-hour mark
Thank you all for being chill, and remember to water your michael wahvay
that's how to make sure they microhydrate
