"Wow. I can't believe it. WE got confirmation that we're not alone in the universe-"
knock knock
"Hi. are you the owner of the billboard that reads 'Number one injury law firm in the universe'?"
"Uh, yeah?"
"I represent my partners at Gleepnack, Gleepnack, Glorpnack & Jones and we are serving you with a cease and desist."
"I don't understand..."
"It's pretty simple. Our firm has offices AND clients in multiple solar systems throughout the galaxy. Do YOU even have clients outside of your own solar system?"
"I... of course not! We ju-"
"The arrogance, then, to claim you're the number one firm in the universe."
"None of this makes sense, dude. You're human."
"The law offices of Gleepnack, Gleepnack, Glorpnack & Jones do not discriminate. Unlike my fellow humans on my old birth-rock, we hold no prejudices against people no matter how many heads, limbs, reproductive organs, tails, and acid glans they have. Seems we figured out DEI well before you guys did."
"Okay, okay. I get it. So... I take it you're Jo-"
"Glorpnack. I took my husband's name."
"...."
"... you have 90 days to comply or we'll see you in court. All billboards and advertisements down."
