Mech Pilot who downloads a little jingle to play when the core ejection alert goes off.
"You have to admit, routing the core ejection alert through the loudspeakers and rigging it up to play the closing bars of 'Pop Goes The Weasel' was pretty funny."
"Hilarious, yes, but-"
"But I also took out three of those UE frames before my own unit finally ran out of emergency power, because they were too busy standing there in slackjawed silence to do anything."
[sigh] "That doesn't change the fact you downloaded that soundbyte off the ship's unsecured subnet? It could have been a trojan!"
"And that's why I always keep my frame's antivirus software up to date."
"You're insufferable." [beat] "Don't let it happen again."
- overheard outside a debriefing room on the FMCv Liberty's Light
