CERESUltra

Music Nerd, Author, Yote!

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Words are my favorite stim toy


fwankie
@fwankie

being bipedal is fucked
basically zero other animals risk dying instantly if they trip over something


APOAPSIS
@APOAPSIS

On the other hand: free pair of limbs at all times


CERESUltra
@CERESUltra

Goddamnit, taur is the ideal life form isn't it


APOAPSIS
@APOAPSIS

Your spine emphatically disagrees with the 90° bend you’ve just put in it


CERESUltra
@CERESUltra

Consider: two spines

I am very smart and a biologist definitely not a writer and glorified car mechanic


APOAPSIS
@APOAPSIS

We should stop seriously discussing taur anatomy because getting into the nitty gritty of how you’d make them work seems terrifying, and now I want to ramble about it

Like I assume the upper torso is all lungs with a disturbingly long esophagus going down the middle to the other torso because having lungs several feet from the mouth seems like a non-starter

And given you’ve got a human size mouth tasked with in taking in enough food to power a horse-sized body (20k calories daily-ish) they’re probably spending a lot of time eating or have learned to eat at a rate that would make Joey Chestnut blush


CERESUltra
@CERESUltra

We should stop thinking about this because I was thinking about how much taur vore art I've seen lately.

Which my brain veered into "not gonna think about it too hard, but yeah, that's probably enough calories, taurs can have a little snake jaw logic as a treat"

And then I thought "well, how many calories is the average human?" And caught myself before googling it


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