Mech Pilot who just got a monomecular edge knife and is always piping up in safety meetings about how it could get them out of whatever predicament they show in the Mech safety video
"Of course, after that time he accidentally took two of his own fingers off, Buckeye and Wipers scrounged up old copy of PSA-05726: Monomol Sharps And You and switched it for the daily briefing video the day he returned to duty...."